" ...I am your [new] boyfriend. I am probably a lot shorter and [not] as sexy. I do not have a hairy body nor can I perform in bed like he does [I do not have an instrument], buttttt, I do sleeep naked, spread eagle and smell floral fresh always. I like long talks lying in a [cat-hair-free] bed (so not my house) and falling asleep to various television series.
Sooo yaa I hope like hell I can make your days a little brighter."
I love my bestttfriend:)
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